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Equal Rights

2/1/2021

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“I’m bored... Bored, bored, bored.”
“Wanna play a game, then?”
“Okay; what shall we play?”
“I know! Let’s play ‘Protagonists and Secondary Characters’. I’ll be the protagonist;
you can be the secondary character.”
“But you’re always the protagerist. Why can’t I be the protagerist this time?”
“You just can’t.”
“Why not?”
“’Cos you’re a girl, and girls can’t be protagonists. Daddy said so. Anyway, I bet you
don’t even know how to do it.”
“Do what?”
“Protagonize, of course.”
“Do you?”
“Er... Yes; at least I think so.”
“Go on, then; do it.”
“Well, first you have to stand like this... see? And then you wave your arms around
like this...”
“You look silly.”
“Well, I can’t do it properly unless I have a viewpoint. Protagonists always need
viewpoints, so I’m going to build one right here behind the settee. Oh, don’t pout
like that; you can share it if you want to.”
“Why should I want to share your stupid viewpoint? It’s all one-sided. Mine’s over
here by the window, so it’s much more enlightened than yours. And no boys
allowed!”
“Ha! Your position is indefensible! I can attack your viewpoint from all sides.”
“Go on then; make my day. Start protagerizing.”
“I can’t; I need ten things about me first.”
“What sort of things?”
“Oh, you know... Just things.”
“Do I get to have ten things too?”
“No; secondary characters only get to have nine things.”
“That’s no fair! I want ten things, like you.”
“Hey, what are you doing? Stop it! Let go of my thing!”
“Shan’t!”
“Children? What’s all that noise?”
“She’s holding onto my thing, Mom, and she won’t let go!”
“She’s doing what? Roberta! Stop that this instant!... Oh! For a minute there I
thought... Well, never mind.”
“But Mom, I need his thing so I can be the protagerist.”
“The word is ‘protagonist’, honey.”
“But girls can’t be protagonists, can they, Mommy? Daddy told me.”
“Oh, he did, did he? Well, you listen to me, sweetie. You don’t need a thing like
your brother to be a protagonist. Girls can do it every bit as well as boys.”
“You mean... Daddy’s wrong?”
“Yes! Er... No! Well, maybe he’s a little confused. I’ll sort him out - I mean we’ll sort
it out - later this evening, okay? In the meantime, you kids must play nicely
together; you must play by the rules.”
“Rules, Mom? What are the rules?”
“They’re called Robert’s Rules, sweetheart; your Dad uses them at work all the
time. They’re all in this book here. Now, you read the rules and play quietly while I
finish making dinner.”
“Cool! Now I can protagonize properly. Let’s see what the rules say. Hmm... First,
we need to choose a Chair. This one’ll do.”
“What’s that for?”
“I guess it’s for me to stand on while I protagonize. But apparently I can’t do that
unless I have a quorum.”
“Like where I keep my goldfish?”
“That’ll have to do. And then - you’re not going to believe this! - the rules say we
have to pass a motion.”
“What? Right here in the living room? I don’t think Mom’s going to like that.”
“You’re right. We’d better skip that one.”
“Okay... You’ve got your viewpoint, your ten things about you, the rules, a Chair,
and a quorum. Now are you ready to protagonize?”
“I need to choose who I want to be first. I think I’ll be the President, ‘cos he’s got all
the best words.”
“What about me? What am I?”
“You can be a Board member.”
“But I was bored before we even started this stupid game! Next time, I’ll be the
protagonist, and we’ll play by Roberta’s Rules.”

The End

 (c) Andrew Ball
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October October

2/1/2021

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“Once upon a time...”
“I love stories that start like that!” said Billy.
“Me too! You tell the best stories, Grandma. Why can’t you put me ’n’ Billy to
bed every night?”
“Because, sweetie, as soon as your Mum and Dad get back, I have to jump
on my broomstick and fly away into the night. A witch’s work is never done, you 
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know. Now, have you both brushed your teeth and done all that other stuff? Good,
then snuggle down and let me get on with the story.
“Once upon a time, there was a young girl...”
“What was her name?” asked Lucy.
“She had twenty-six first names, one for each letter of the alphabet. Her
twelfth first name was... Lucy.”
“Just like me! How many last names did she have?”
“Twelve; one for each month of the year. So, every morning she’d look at the
calendar to see what her name was that day.”
“But...”
“Yes, Billy?”
“What was she called at the end of each month? You know when she ran out
of alphabet?”
“Ah, those were special days when she only had a last name, but she used it
twice. So, today, on Halloween, she’d be called...?
“October October!”
“Very good. Now, as you may already have guessed, October October was an
unusual young girl. She was never bored because she loved to think, and she
always had lots of things inside her head that needed thinking about.”
“What sort of things?”
“Oh... things like how fast she was moving, for instance. She knew that the
earth was about 25,000 miles all the way around at its fattest point, and it took 24
hours to rotate back to where it had started, so she did the math and came up
with...?”
“About 1000 miles an hour! Wow!”
“But then she thought: ‘Hmm... That’s just at the equator. If instead I was
standing on the North Pole, I’d be spinning around slowly, once a day, like a top.
That’d be cool... in more ways than one.’ And then she thought: ‘I wonder why we
still talk about sunrise and sunset. They should be called horizon fall and horizon
rise.’
“Anyway, the day I’m telling you about was a school day. October October
loved school, all of it, apart from recess. She didn’t really know how to do recess, so
she usually hung out in the classroom thinking her thoughts and waiting for it to
be over so that she could get back to learning stuff.
“But on this particular day, her teacher had sent her out into the
playground to get some fresh air. Almost immediately, she caught the attention of a 
group of kids -- boys mostly -- who were roaming the playground looking for
trouble. She’d tangled with this group before.
“Let’s get her!” said the ringleader, rallying his troops. “Yes, let’s get her!”
echoed his second-in-command, who always followed orders, whatever they were.
“Yes, let’s!” said a girl who was longing to be accepted into the gang.
‘Uh-oh,’ thought October. ‘Here comes trouble...’
Backing her up against a wall, they surrounded her: a mob of scowling
predators.
‘Hmm... Think your way out of this one,’ October thought to herself.
“She’s a witch!” snarled the ringleader, the chant spreading through the mob
like wildfire: “Witch, witch, witch...”
“But even witches deserve a fair trial,” said October, sounding calmer than
she felt. “I’m innocent until proven guilty; it’s in the Constitution.”
“I know what...” said the ringleader, who wasn’t quite as stupid as he
appeared to be, “...we’ll give her a trial by ducking stool, like they did in the old
days. We’ll tie her to a chair and throw her into a pond. If she floats, she’s a witch;
if she sinks, she’s not. How does that sound?”
‘Like double jeopardy or something,’ thought October. “What pond?” she
asked.
“Oh...” said the ringleader, knocked off his stride.
‘You should always have a plan B,’ thought October.
“I know!” said the girl who wanted to be a part of the gang. “We should put
two stones into my lunch bag - a black one and a white one - and get her to pick
one out without looking. If she picks the white one, she’s innocent; but if she picks
the black one, she’s a witch.”
‘At least I’ll have a 50% chance,’ thought October, ‘which is better than a
ducking stool.’
“Right; pass it over,” said the ringleader, struggling to regain control of the
situation. Smiling slyly to himself, he bent down, picked up two stones from the
gravel playground and dropped them into the empty lunch bag. Then, making sure
she couldn’t see in, he held it out for October to pick the stone that would seal her
fate.
But October had been watching closely -- as if her life depended on it, in fact
-- and she’d noticed that the ringleader had picked up two black stones. Her
chance of being acquitted had just dropped to zero!”
“Oh, no! What on earth can she do?” said Lucy.
“She can’t expose the ringleader as a cheat. He’d beat her up for sure!” said
Billy.
“‘Think!’ thought October. ‘There must be a way out of this pickle.’ As the
group held its breath, she slowly reached her hand into the lunch bag and felt the
two stones nestling at the bottom. Whichever one she picked, she was doomed... or
was she?
Her hand began to shake; they’d expect her to be scared, wouldn’t they? ‘Go
on,’ she thought. ‘Act it up a bit. They need you to be the victim here.’ She let a
stifled sob escape her lips. ‘Careful, drama queen. Don’t overdo it.’
Inch by inch she withdrew her hand, the shaking getting worse as the
moment of truth approached. And then, right at the lip of the lunch bag, a miracle!
The stone slipped from her shaking fingers and fell back onto the gravel path, lost
forever amongst its neighbors.
“Oh, I’m so sorry,” she said. “How clumsy of me. But never mind; you can
tell which one I picked by checking the color of the one that’s left in the bag.”
A look of horror passed across the ringleader’s face. He knew when he was
beaten.
“Go ahead, look!” said his second-in-command, wondering why the
ringleader looked daggers at him. “Yes, look!” said the others. Reluctantly, the
ringleader reached into the bag and drew out the remaining stone, the one that he
and October both knew for sure was black. He opened his hand and their eyes met:
the victor and the vanquished.
“And that’s how October’s witch pulled an October switch. Goodnight, kids;
sleep well.”

The End

(c) Andrew Ball
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